S O S

Help. Hv been kdnapped by blog trlls.
Frodo and Bernice are here 2.
Am sendng SOS via PDA tht Bernce
built with parts frm her iPod,
a spork, and 5 of my fillngs.
Ouch.
Do nt know where we r being
held, but judgng from smell and
guard accents, is either
remote Turkish prison or
New Jersey.
On plus side, foul
pollutants in air here hv
regrown body hair lost
2 duck mite infestation.
Frodo no longer naked mole dog.
Not a plus 4 Bernice, who
now looks like Robin
Williams frm neck down.

Pls send help if cn.
Beware of trolls.
May the Blog be with u.