Surrounded by parasites

I know she means well, ol' Bernice, and she just wanted to make up for giving Frodo the duck mites, but -- Kee-riced! What was she thinking when she crocheted him this "hoodie" thing? It was bad enough when he was just ugly. Now he looks ugly and stupid.

God bless her, though. Bernice also got me some real interesting info about how America's vultures, I mean our country's legal eagles, are starting to join the battle against blog trolls. This here article says that you can sue a troll even if you don't have a clue who he or she is. First you show that harm was done, then if the court thinks you got a case, you can get a court order to help find out the troll's true identity.

Now, I don't exactly cotton to the idea, cuz frankly I'm hoping to make some dinero with my troll-hunting biz. I don't wanna spend it all on blood-sucking-lawyer bills. But I'm figuring, one or two of the trolls get their nuts caught in the legal trap, it might just make the other pathetic blog parasites think twice afore they harass anyone else.

Well, that's all for now. I gotta go give Frodo another rubdown with the duck mite ointment, and then I'm gonna autoclave my hands.

The things we do for the ones we love, eh?